THE WOMANIZER
Hurry! I'm all wet! Hurry! Go!
Go change your clothes.
Xiaoqian! Why are you standing there? Change your clothes. I made ginger tea!
Hurry!
Go with me.
Why?
Why won't you go back with me?
Did you know?
I am always happy since my childhood.
I have a family that loves me.
And now I've met
someone I really, really love.
But as I grew up, my flaws never changed.
I still really like to have unrealistic dreams!
I'm 30, and I know that eating bean sprouts can't get me a kindergarten.
And I know you
don't belong to me.
Even though I want to be close to you...
Even though I miss you so much that my heart feels painful...
I must be a fool to love you.
Kindergarten,
or Xia Hejie,
they're all my dreams.
Dreams I can never reach.
I don't want to dream any more.
I came back to Wan Shou Village
to live a realistic and normal life.
That's why...
You're not...
In my future.
Ma Xiaoqian!
Why won't you believe me?
Why don't you believe in my true love for you?
Ma Xiaoqian!
ANGEL KINDERGARTEN
Miss Mary,
where's Ma Xiaoqian?
Uncle, I need to poo, I need to poo.
Mary, he needs to go to the restroom.
Why don't you take him?
Can't you see that I'm busy?
Hey, you can't talk to Vice Chairman in that attitude.
- Sorry. He's your boss, not mine. - You...
Stop shouting!
Mary, where's Xiaoqian?
She went back to Wan Shou Village.
Principal is a jerk.
He knows she's on vacation, yet he went recruiting new students.
If he doesn't come back, I'm dead.
Then when will she be back?
Why don't you call and ask her?
Uncle, I really need to go to the toilet.
- Hurry. - Do you want to deal with this first?
Vice Chairman.
Didn't you want to establish Kindergarten Kingdom?
This is the best chance for you to get experience.
Right?
Yan En! Come down
or you won't get snacks. Come down!
Vice Chairman.
I'll take care of him.
No need. I'll take him to the toilet.
She's right.
I should get experience. Where's the restroom?
Forget it. I'll take him.
Help me take care of the kids.
Tell them a story.
Okay, go.
Come over.
Wu Mingyan, you are really troublesome.
Little Red Riding Hood,
she loves to wear a red hood.
Big wild wolf
has sharp ears and long mouth.
Wu Mingyan, are you done?
Remember to flush and wipe your butt.
Hello?
Grandma?
Why did you call me?
Grandma, tell Xiaoqian to come back.
If she doesn't come back, I'm going to go crazy.
When Little Red Riding Hood came across the big wild wolf,
- which is terrible... - You don't knowhow to tell a story.
You don't know how to tell a story.
Hey!
All right, I don't know to tell this story. Then can I tell another one?
What? Why won't Xiaoqian eat or sleep? Go sit.
A few days already?
What happened?
Did she see the doctor? Is her mood okay?
All right, grandma. Don't worry. I'll call her.
Grandma, Principal is not here right now.
I can't leave. But when Principal gets back, I'll take some days off.
Then I'll go there and talk to her.
Okay. I'll call you back later.
Bye bye.
- Okay. - Mary.
What's wrong with Xiaoqian?
Xiaoqian.
Do you want to have a rest for a while?
Yes, Xiaoqian.
These few days you sleep late and wake up early. So go to bed to rest.
Yes.
It's okay. I'm not tired.
I'll tell your Aunt to make you some fish porridge.
Okay.
No need. I'm not hungry.
How can you not be hungry?
All you ate these few days is less than my one meal.
You will be ill.
Hu Xue. Go make a bowl of porridge.
- Okay. - Okay.
Auntie.
I don't want to eat. I don't have an appetite.
Xiaoqian,
don't be like this.
For someone like Xia Hejie it's not worth it.
You have to let it go.
Seeing you like this, my heart aches.
Grandma, I'm fine.
It's great to be home.
My work at Taipei is not
going better anyway.
Now that I'm with you, I'm happier.
Didn't you want me to come back?
I did.
But I would rather you to be happy.
How can I be happy
seeing you so unhappy?
Grandma, I'm not unhappy. I'm really fine.
But I don't usually smile, so I look like this.
Xiaoqian!
Look. Your Uncle and I
got this from the temple. Wear it.
Wow.
This will really bless you. Wear it.
Wear it.
I know.
Young people think it's ugly.
But look at how you are these few days.
Xia Hejie must
- have cursed you. - Right.
Wear it. It'll protect you.
Wear it.
All right.
Let's prepare to go to the fish pond.
Okay.
Xiaoqian. Don't go. Rest at home.
Grandma, I want...
Just listen to what I say. You can sleep
or watch television. Do whatever you want.
Rest at home. Okay? I'm leaving.
Be good.
Ma Xiaoqian! Why won't you believe me?
Why don't you believe in my true love for you?
Why did you come?
Mary said you're not good so I brought Tickle to see you.
Meow.
I went to the kindergarten just now. That's when I found out you came here.
The kindergarten is a mess without you.
Mary can't do everything. She asked me to help take care of the kids.
That's when I found out that being a good kindergarten teacher is very hard.
What's wrong?
I will stay here
for a while.
Come inside.
It's okay.
I haven't had meal. Is there anything to eat around here?
Anything to eat?
There are only food stands.
You might not be used to it.
Do I look like a spoiled rich boy?
Take me there.
I heard that to open a kindergarten, you ate bean sprouts for three years.
Very stupid, right?
Who doesn't know
that eating bean sprouts won't get you a kindergarten.
But I've changed my mind.
I'll be more realistic.
So you're saying that you gave up on your dream to open a kindergarten?
I was unrealistic in the past.
I'm 30 years old now.
I can't
keep dreaming.
Didn't you want to eat?
What happened between you and Xia Hejie?
Do you know you appear so exhausted and pale now?
Let's not talk about this, okay?
Why not?
What are you avoiding?
Do you remember the first time we met? At Amanda's birthday party.
There were models everywhere.
Everyone dressed up prettily.
But you were different.
You were fixing the toilet.
Then at the pub
you insisted on paying me back.
At the construction site you angrily stopped the bulldozer.
Then at the meeting, you criticized my educational plan.
I am always thinking
"what is this girl thinking about?"
How can she live so cool and so strong-willed?
Why are you telling me this?
The Ma Xiaoqian I know
is a happy, righteous, cheerful, and positive girl.
Every time I see her sunny smile,
the darkness in my heart
will go away.
But the Ma Xiaoqian here isn't the Ma Xiaoqian I know.
I'm really sad about that.
Why would you give your dream up due to an unworthy man?
Why would you let him control your life? Why?
It's not like that.
This has nothing to do with him.
Then it must be your problem.
Yes.
It's my problem.
I'm weak and a coward.
I want to escape. Is that the answer you want to hear?
Mary wanted me to give you this.
MY KINDERGARTEN
I'll definitely have my own kindergarten in the future.
Mary!
This is for you.
Don't forget what you said before.
One day you'll open your own kindergarten.
Looks like you don't need it.
MY KINDERGARTEN
Love is a gift from Satan.
When you open it, you're doomed.
Love
is a poison in a candy coat.
The sweet packaging
can kill you.
Love is a cruel game.
When you finally had the courage
to give your heart to someone,
you once again sink into the despair.
Why don't you believe in my true love for you?
True love
is a joke.
Courage is useless.
Persistence is nonsense.
Faithfulness is a fantasy.
Happiness is crap.
So my conclusion is
to hell
with
love!
Boss!
Boss, open the door!
Boss!
Boss, open the door!
Sorry,
the number you dialed is offline. So it cannot be connected. Thanks.
I really do know that I shouldn't have come.
But when I see Xiao Tuoluo,
I know that I owe him too much.
Baby.
Da Mao.
Can I come in?
Sure.
Excuse me, Miss Amanda.
I want to ask if you have recently contacted my boss.
No. What happened to Jerry?
Just...
I can't reach him. He turned off his phone.
His car is parked outside. I was at the door yelling,
but he didn't answer me.
I'm worried that something happened,
so I come here.
How long has he been like that?
Ever since he came back from Wan Shou Village.
I really don't know what to do.
Or else I wouldn't have come here. I think...
he would rather see you.
Okay. I'll see him with you.
Wait.
Baby. Auntie Amy will come to be with you later.
I'm going to see Uncle Jerry, okay?
I want to go too. I want to see him, too.
Okay, we go together.
Let's go.
Boss, open the door. Boss!
Boss!
Open the door. Xiao Tuoluo is coming to see you. Boss!
Boss must be at home. Look at the car. It hasn't been driven for a few days.
Xia Hejie!
Open the door.
Boss, open the door. Boss!
Boss!
Xia Hejie! I know you're home. Open the door!
What is he doing?
So noisy! Can't I sleep?
- Boss! - Boss!
I'm glad you're fine. We were so scared.
Are you stupid? What would happen to me?
Here. This is my new book.
Give it to Andy.
Well...
Boss... You were writing a book
these few days?
Or what else would I do?
Tell Andy that the new book will sell well.
Its content is shocking and spicy.
Tell him this book will sell really well.
Go give him this.
Come in. Are you better?
- Yes! - Let's go.
Here. Coffee.
Thanks.
What about me?
You?
Sorry. Your Mom is here so you can't drink what men can drink.
Have some orange juice.
- Here. - I get better when I see you.
You are so cute.
Mommy, I'm going to play over there.
You wrote another book?
About man-woman relations?
What else would I write about?
I thought you would write pure literature.
I will when I'm old and retired.
I will write it well and finely.
Xiao Tuoluo.
Now that you're better, do you want to go out?
- Yes! - Where?
I want to go to...
- amusement parks, zoos, and water parks. - How greedy you are!
- How greedy! - It's ticklish!
- Come draw a picture. - So ticklish.
- What are you drawing? - Monsters.
A mouth monster.
Morning, Miss Xiaoqian.
Morning, Qing Qing.
- Morning! - Morning, Miss Xiaoqian.
Miss Xiaoqian.
Morning.
You're still working so seriously? I really like that you work so seriously.
Why do you show this expression?
Forget about what happened before. Pretend it never happened.
Even though you refused me,
you don't have to feel sorry.
Love is like that. You can't force it.
Don't feel sorry. I am strong-minded. Okay?
Ma Xiaoqian!
You're finally back! I'm saved!
I took the night bus back.
You should have confessed your love earlier.
Why did you delay it until now? You two owe me a dinner.
There's nothing to be embarrassing. Why are you afraid?
I won't tell the reporters.
Why are your two expressions so weird?
Didn't you confess to her?
Yes. I did confess but she refused me.
Why?
That's the result. So the reason doesn't matter.
Is it right, Miss Xiaoqian?
Even though you rejected me, you don't have to make it so awkward.
We'll still see each other.
At least you're still my type. Okay?
Ma Xiaoqian! He confessed. Why did you reject him?
We are not for each other.
Please! You two were flirting so much.
You clearly like him why would you say you two are not for each other?
What are you doing?
I don't know either.
There's a pig. What do pigs sound like?
Very good. It was dirty and lazy.
It does nothing but eating things.
After it eats, it sleeps. It has never washed itself.
Is there anyone here that doesn't shower?
- No. - Raise your hand if you don't shower.
Very good. Good. It won't shower.
And it won't clean its room.
Then one day, there's a cat who loves to be clean.
Who likes to be clean?
Wow, very good.
Xia Hejie.
I'm sorry.
Don't apologize.
Listen to me.
It's not you. It's me...
It's my problem. You deserve someone better.
I tell people this sentence all the time.
It's true meaning is, "Sorry
I don't want to be with you." Right?
Not that, I...
Xia Hejie, you will find a more suitable person for you.
Okay. Thanks for your blessing. I got it.
I hope that you can find someone that suits you better soon.
Why do you show this expression? This matter is already the past. Be cool.
From another perspective, I want to thank you.
I regained life's freedom.
I'll be fine.
You be fine, too, okay?
Your Honor,
come this way.
Great timing.
- Miss Xiaoqian. - Yes. Go inside and get
Mr. Xia's community service documents.
The judge is here to check
his service quality.
Please wait.
Your Honor,
did you find the parking place? Do you need my help?
Ever since someone advised me not to block the traffic, I changed
and ride a bicycle instead.
The prosecutor gave me a ride today.
Then I hope his driving skill is as good
as your verdict delivering skill.
Xia Hejie. I think community service
is useless for you.
Not only did you not change your attitude,
you're still so rude.
Your Honor,
Xia Hejie has already done 87 hours. He only has 71 hours left. Look.
More than a half.
Within 87 hours,
you were on the headlines for four times.
A society headline and three entertainment headlines.
And you created a shock every time.
I can see how well you have done.
I'm very worried.
You're the one who were photographed
when you had dinner with him?
Xia Hejie, you were on the newspaper with the teacher,
and then you had a rumor with a parent.
You were really busy.
Based on your behavior,
I think you... you'll become a poison of society.
Your Honor,
the reporters made it up.
It's not real.
Tell her, principal.
Oh, okay. Your Honor,
last time Mr. Xia had to send our student
to the hospital for emergency care.
That's why he was on the society headline.
That's right.
Also, after he came here,
he changed a lot.
He's not disrespectful like before.
And he's very serious with everything connected to Kindergarten.
All the children really like him.
Is that right, Principal?
Yes. Yes. Your Honor,
ever since he came, it is incredible.
A lot of mothers fight for being volunteers here.
He means...
He means the students and parents are closer.
Yes.
Miss Ma.
I remember when you were a witness
you hated him.
But why are you
speaking up for him now?
I'm just telling the truth.
Since Miss Ma and Principal are praising you,
okay, I'll take what they said into consideration.
I'm taking your document.
I'll review it closely.
Xia Hejie,
I'll closely monitor your performance.
I hope you can use your influence in a positive way.
I hope you can understand that your punishment
is to let you behave yourself better.
Principal, I won't bother you any more.
- You're not drinking tea? - Let's go.
Good bye, Your Honor.
Why were you helping me?
We... at least are still buddies.
- This way. - Here, left.
Okay. Smile.
Look here.
Okay, one more time.
Okay. Look this way.
Okay, thank you everyone. Thank you.
I want to thank everyone for giving me a chance.
I'll definitely cherish every job opportunity and be a good mother. Thanks.
Amanda.
Do you want to take a photo with your son?
Okay.
How about everyone come?
All the kids, Principal, and teachers.
Okay, let's go take a photo.
Let's go. Let's go take a photo.
Let's take a photo together.
Great! Let's take a photo together.
Be happier, kids.
Get ready, kids. Move over a little.
Move over a little. Here. Say "Yeah".
One, two, three.
Yeah!
One more time.
- Look here. Be happier. One more. - Here, look here.
Yeah!
- Okay. One more? - Yeah!
Xia Hejie is here.
Mr. Xia.
Hejie, are you here
to see Amanda?
It's my style to come to events uninvited.
I thought you were used to it.
Just kidding. Actually, I came today to do community service.
Miss Xiaoqian,
I'm here.
I hope you won't punish me to wash the toilets today.
Do you remember her?
Not only is she a kindergarten teacher
she's the one in the photo with me at the restaurant.